One afternoon a City Boy and Country Boy were out walking through the woods. The city boy asked, "where is the nearest bathroom, I feel I gotta go and real soon."
Country replied that nearest bathroom was about 2 miles away.
City asked what is he gonna do since he can't hold it that long.
Country says go over behind that tree.
After some "grunting" and "other noises, City asked "what am I supposed to wipe with"
Country says use some leaves
City says there are none over here
Country says to use a dollar in that case
After a while City comes back with crap all over his hands. Country says "what on earth did you do to get in that shape. Your hand look terrible.
City says, that's nothing. You should see the three quarters, two dimes, and a nickle I used.