Jokes

By Boanerges (Lieutenant / Council / Trident Captain) Date 2014-11-07 16:18

Here are a couple my wife found online somewhere - hope they amuse

Two Blonds were walking along and fell into a deep hole. The first one says, "It sure is dark down here". And the second responds, "I can't tell, I can't see anything".

What do you call a woman in Heaven? - An Angel
What do you call a group of women in Heaven? - A Host of Angels
What do you call all women in Heaven? - Peace on Earth

By Fluffy Date 2014-11-08 00:47

lol!

By Anachronos Date 2014-11-08 13:39

3 women, a blonde, a brunette, and a red head go to a Chippendale's strip club. (Where the men are the strippers)

Their favorite stripper is up on stage shaking it for the ladies.

The brunette gets a pretty fun idea. She takes the moisture from her cold beer and wets a $20 bill with it and slaps it on the guy's left butt cheek.
The red head sees this and repeats it on the right butt cheek.

The blonde takes out her credit card, swipes it in his crack and takes the 2 $20s.

By The Silent H Date 2014-11-17 17:38

why does peter pan always fly?

because he neverlands.

i like this joke because it never grows old.

By tsreknor (Commander / Trident Captain) Date 2014-11-17 18:58

Nostalgia sure isn't what it used to be.

-- tsreknor