A Local Heart Doctor spoke at our recent Senior Circle Meeting. Here is his "In the Beginning".

In the beginning God created the heavens and the Earth. And the Earth was without form, and void, and darkness was upon the face of the deep.
And Satan said, "It doesn't get any better than this."
And God said, "Let there be light," and there was light.
And God said, "Let the earth bring forth grass, the herb yielding seed, and the fruit tree yielding fruit," and God saw that it was good.
And Satan said, "There goes the neighborhood."
And God said, "Let us make Man in our image, after our likeness, and let them have dominion over the fish of the sea, and over the fowl of the air and over the cattle, and over all the Earth, and over every creeping thing that creepeth upon the Earth." And God created Man in his own image; male and female created he them. And God looked upon Man and Woman and saw that they were lean and fit.
And Satan said, "I know how I can get back in this game."
And God populated the earth with broccoli and cauliflower and spinach, green and yellow vegetables of all kinds, so Man and Woman would live long and health lives.
And Satan created McDonald's. And McDonald's brought forth the 99-cent double cheezeburger.
And Satan said to Man, "You want fries with that?"
And Man said, "Supersize them." And Man gained 5 pounds.
And God brought forth running shoes and Man resolved to lose those extra pounds.
And Satan brought forth cable TV with remote control so Man would not have to toil to change channels between ESPN and ESPN2.
And Man gained another 20 pounds.
And God said, "You're running up the score, Devil." And God brought forth the potato, a vegetable naturally low in fat and brimming with nutrition.
And Satan peeled off the healthful skin and sliced the starchy center into chips and deep-fat fried them. And he created sour cream dip also.
And Man clutched his remote control and ate the potatoe chips swaddled in cholesterol. And Satan saw and said, "It is good."
And Man began to have chest discomfort and Woman made him go to the hospital for his heart attack.
And God sighed in frustration and created surgeons who could preform quadruple bypass surgery.
And Woman began to have jaw pain.
And Satan made Mag ignorant of his wife's health and thus Woman presented to the hospital late.
And God decided to create Doctors who were aware of Woman's many different ways she could present with a Heart Attack and created Cardiologists and stents.
And Satan created Government Hospital Insurance and forced everyone to buy it.

Thought some of you may get a laugh out of this!!!