A small farmer had a small clean, clear pond on back part of his farm. He planted an orchard and set up a pic-nic table where he could go there and relax when time permitted.

One day he finished work early and decided to visit his orchard, pick some fruit, and enjoy sitting next to the pond. On the way as he was going through the orchard he heard the voices of several young women coming from area of the pond. As he came out of the orchard and approached the pond, the women shrieked and quickly headed toward deeper water.

The women were skinny dipping and said they were not coming out of the pond as long as he was there.

He replied that he did not come to bother them, or watch them, he held up his bucket and exclaimed he had "just come down to feed his Croc!"

Lol