Day 1

Seriously?  School needs sorting.  Yes, most of its good.  But did you ever get the pointless homework where you had to make some sort of weird 'revision goggles'?  Probably not.  So, at the end of a pointless lesson completely wasted on designing some 'goggles' (no, it wasn't art, it was HISTORY) we get told to make a set of the goggles we designed.  So now I have to spend around an hour cutting and sticking and moulding and melting (If I have to do something pointless, I do it hardcore...  Pyronic-enhanced plasteel anyone?) and possibly even potentially dangerous chemistry (They never said HOW to make the goggles, can't be blamed if the history department unexpectedly turns into the start of a horror scene such as in Resident Evil (Aha, that film was funny :P)).  But wait!  I have the perfect plan to stop it.  First, I need to bring a rabbit into school.  Then I need to lace the teachers socks with crayon.  So the rabbit goes in, and munches the teachers food a bit.  The teacher will already be pissed about his epic new socks (No idea why, come on, crayon-enhanced socks sell for 12,000/cu at Helios B-14), so he'll probably go mental and kidnap the faculty heads daughter.  He'll get the money of course, and then once someone looks into his bank balance, he'll be found out and either arrested or fed the Ravenous Bug-Blatter Beast of Trall.  Then, one of the better teaches will take his post, and all homework will be good from now on.

Anyway, from now on, I'm going to post one of these as often as I can.  No idea how this idea came to me, might've been the effect of several coffees, a Rockstar (energy drink for awesome people who have been dipped in the coolant too many times) and some more energy related stuff...  But yeah, its going to happen, and you can't do anything about it, unless you happen to be an Axia, in which case I will stop if I can get Axia too.  Does that count as a ransom?  Probably not, maybe I should go ask the teacher that has just been arrested for kidnapping...

So, I had a look at the VO forums today.  I had to wear a HEV suit just to survive in there.  Seriously, the entire place is on FIRE.  And not just normal yellow flames, you know?  Those blue ones that will probably melt your face if you even go near them.  But the only thing near them will be your feet (a trolls natural habitat is inside the floor), and if you've got faces on your feet, you're a freak of nature anyway and they'd probably be doing you a favour, because then you'll have rights to get a biogenetic surgery token and have everything put right.  I'm still high, just in case you want to know.

But come on, everyone swears they're not bashing the new ones, and they are...  Especially Lecter.. I'm fed up of his ass and doors, we should go put ear drops in his eyes and eye drops in his nose...  Does he even have a nose actually?  Because I swear he had it replaced for a trunk one drunken night...  Oh well, just another mystery I guess.

You stay classy, San Diego (And TGFT),
The Faust