WHAT HAPPEN"S TO JOHN !!!!!!!!!

By Riddik Willennium Date 2009-09-27 11:43

Ok this is written to the lyrics of the jimmy dean song Big John and im tired as hell so i got inventive hope ya like it

Big John.....Big John
Every morning at the station , You'd see him arrive
He stood 5' 10" and weighed 295
Kinda broad at the shoulder and round at the hip
And everybody knew ya didnt give no lip to Big John
Big John.....Big John
Big Bad John
   Big John
Now body seemed to know where John called Home
He just drifted in from Dau and stayed all alone
He didnt say much kinda quiet and shy
and if ya spoke at all ,ya just said "Hi" to Big John

Somebody said he came from Betheshee
Where he got in a fight over a Serco Queen
And a crushing blow from a huge right hand
Sent a drunk UIT to the promised land
   Big John......Big John
   Big Bad John
   Big John
Then one day TGFT was working the mine
When a Bulkhead cracked, And Hortan started Cryin
The other miners were praying,and hearts beat fast
Everybody thought they'd breathed their last "cept John"

Through the dust and the smoke of this man made hell
Walked a giant of a man that the other's knew well
Grabbed a sagging support beam, and gave out with a groan
Like an old oak tree just stood their alone Big John
Big John...Big John
Big Bad John
Big John
With the help of his implants he gave a mighty shove
A Crewman yelled out "there's an escape pod above
And twenty men scrambled from a would be grave
Now theres only one man left down there to save, Big John

With Plasma Torches they started back down
Then came that rumble, Way down in the ground
The smoke and the gas belched outta that mine
And everybody knew it was the end of the line for Big John
Big John...Big John
   Big Bad John
   Big John
TGFT never reopened that worthless pit
They just placed a Xithracite stand in front of it
These few words are written on that stand

AT THE BOTTOM OF THIS MINE LIES A CRUSHED TIN CAN
   Big John...Big John
   Big Bad John
BIG JOHN...............

LOL its after 4 am here and i was loopy....................

By John Eldritch Date 2009-09-27 12:07

How did you know I was 5' 10"? Stalker!

By Ecka Estenk (Councilor / Trident Captain) Date 2009-09-27 12:44

Heh , well written .

By Fluffy Date 2009-09-27 13:06 Edited 2009-09-27 13:35

Darn you Riddik! Here's some more Jimmy Dean for ya :P
Note: For consistency I stuck with Ridd's Serco them instead of going with Itani ;)

She kinda breezed into town from Geira Rutilus,
And said, "Boys, I'm Big John's Serco Queen,
Now I didn't come here to argue or waste anbody's time,
I just came to get my man from your dirty old mine,
'Cause he moves me!
Now where you give up's where old Queenie's gonna start,
'Cause I got a powerful love in my heart,
So just show me the hole way down in the ground,
And tell the whole wide world Big John's been found,
And he's livin'!"

So down in the mine without a sign of a light,
Old Queenie went a-lookin' for John that night,
She found him there at the bottom of the pit,
And placed a red hot kiss on those cold blue lips!
He started breathin'!
She waited a minute and then she kissed him again,
And old John got the power of a hundred men,
Up he come a-clawin' and a-diggin' like a mole,
And said, "Come on Queenie, we're gonna leave this hole!"
They started walkin'!

Now a roar from the crowd greeted this fine pair,
As they both walked out in that cool night air,
And up for silence went Big John's hand,
And the Queen said, "I told you I'd get my man,
'Cause he moves me!"
You can find them today, they're down in Geira Rutilus,
Big Bad John and his Serco Queen,
They're a little bit wrinkled from the strain of time,
But their love's just as strong as that night in the mine,
A hundred and ten grandchildren!

Now the moral of this story has a real clear omen,
Don't you ever underestimate the power of a Serco woman!

By Hortan Date 2009-09-27 15:17

Fantastic! Lady Serco has not lived in vain:)